Famous Last Words...

There comes a time in everyone's life when they have to just step past reasonable and immerse themselves in the world of risk. I try to explain the risk/ reward ratio to people, but I'm often greeted with glossy stares and that strange laugh where people try to change the subject passive-aggressively. Until those people feel what it's like to bask in the rays of awesomeness, and inevitably baptize themselves in a world of pain and realization of failure... they just won't get it.

But in the meantime, I'm here to set the stage for those epic moments and memories. The kinds of memories that come to you from the third person, where your only personal evidence of achievement is some sort of bodily injury or property damage. I personally could write a book on these moments. Well.... not me, personally, but it would be an excellent collaboration for my friends and family to put together. I've got the aches and medical records of exactly what happens when you step into the unknown.

With that, Vita Brevis Clothing says cheers to the wild ones... the ones that can't go swimming without jumping off a roof or nearby tree, the ones that make bets on whether or not they can jump over tables or cars, the couch- backflippers, the rope-swingers, the wheelie addicts...

We salute the famous last words of every wild ass that's ever done anything amazing or come up  a little short, and we both commemorate these moments and encourage new ones with the release of our new Koozies. And with a resounding chant we say...

HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!!!!

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